Andy Austin

When asked to write a bio, I was admittedly surprised. Personally, I thought people stopped reading DJ bio’s on radio station websites seven years ago. Hasn’t everyone (including your old relatives) moved on to social networking? The last time I updated a bio was 2009. You think that’s bad? Since I’m on a few stations, I believe one bio may still refer to matrimony in the present tense.

 

So, a little truth in advertising. I can tell you about my favorite movies, sports teams, and make a topical joke which will turn out as dated as an abandoned MySpace profile song list. Truth is, movies are too expensive, I could care less who wins as long as it’s a good game, and homeless voice guy has some pipes…crack pipes! Oh, wait. That’s already as outdated as it is a horribly unfunny joke. See what I mean?

 

Yet, I appreciate you took the time to click. For further reading, I suggest these hambone links:

 

 

 

I’d post my LinkedIn link but I forgot my logininfo, the profile had too many misspellings anyway, and I’m probably not qualified for your job offer.

Thanks,
Andy